You are friendly, kind and caringSensitive, loyal and understandingHumorous, fun, secure and trueAlways there... yes that's you.Special, accepting, exciting and wiseTruthful and helpful, with honest blue eyesConfiding, forgiving, cheerful and brightYes that's you... not one bit of spite.You're one of a kind, different from othersGenerous, charming, but not one that smothersOptimistic, thoughtful, happy and gameBut not just another... in the long chain.Appreciative, warm and precious like goldOur friendship won't tarnish or ever grow oldYou'll always be there, I know that is trueI'll always be here... always for you.
The Original Joke of the DAy One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can't buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the cashier for some rubbers. The cashier asks,"What size?" The man replies,"Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says,"What size do you want?""Well, gee, I don't know," the man answers. The lady is used to this, so she tells him to go to the back yard and measure his dick by sticking it into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spreads her legs behind each hole as the man tests it. When the they return, the cashier asks,"What will it be? Small, medium, or large?" The man replies,"To hell with the rubbers, give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"
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