ONLY A BORICUA* Can curse a man out, make him feel like crap then, make love to him the same night and make him feel like a king.* Wears a burgundy French roll, 3 inch heels and a split up her thigh to work and make it look classy and professional.* Can wear the hell out of spandex anf look HOT in it.* Can raise a doctor, a world class athlete and an A+ student in an environment deemed by society as dysfunctional, broken, underprivileged and disenfranchised.* Can heat a whole house in the winter without help from the gas company.* Can slap the taste out of your mouth.* Can put a LATINO and his non-LATINA date on pins and needles just by walking into the room.* Can live below poverty level and yet set fashion trends.* Can fight two struggles everyday and make it look easy.* Can make a child happy on Christmas Day even if he didn't get a damn thing.* Can be admired and fantasized about by men of other races and know that when she does cross over its done out of sincerity not a political move.* Can be 65 years old and look 45.* Can make other women want to pay plastic surgeons top $$$ for physical features she was already born with.