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JAK's Status
7500 likes, this one is going to take a while...
Aug 4, 2022comment
women love us hunters. we shoot twice, go deep in the bush, and eat what we shoot...
Jul 6, 2022comment
how is a woman like a happy meal? they only come with a toy inside them
May 27, 2022comment
cop tells me ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU, so I said B00BS
May 5, 2022comment
"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! "
Aug 10, 2021comment
fuPony Rider
Apr 22, 2020comment
getting LIKEs will be fun..
Mar 3, 2018comment
help me take cover and bomb my pics 1 more time
Jan 11, 2018comment
"I'll be aloneeeeeeee, for christmassssssss"
Dec 3, 2017comment
you dont have to love me, just LIKE me :)
Nov 25, 2017comment
you dont have to love me, just LIKE me :)
Aug 3, 2017comment
hmm...should I play the lottery or just quit and run away
Jan 10, 2017comment
when I think of her she makes me smile, when I hear her voice I feel so loved
Jul 14, 2016comment
New Achievement Completed: Nine Years on fubar!
Jun 26, 2016comment
You completed achievement: Eight Years on fubar!
Jun 27, 2015comment
a big thank you for all those who helped me level yesterday
Jun 19, 2015comment
today's goal...1000 LIKES to level..140 to go
Jun 18, 2015comment
women love us hunters. we shoot twice, go deep in the bush, and eat what we shoot...
Jun 1, 2015comment
THANKS FOR NOTHING PEOPLE!!! I WAS WILLING TO TRADE BLINGS BUT FINDING 10 PEOPLE TO HELP IS TOTAL B.S. !!!!!
Jun 1, 2015comment
Deiter says, "TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!!"
Apr 14, 2015comment
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