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feeling the summer heat. time to move!
May 4, 2011comment
i like the sound of rain while i sleep.
Feb 15, 2011comment
so hungry today. can't wait for lunch.
Feb 8, 2011comment
*yawn* is it naptime yet?
Feb 4, 2011comment
my body hurts.
Jan 18, 2011comment
f'n magnets. how DO they work? that never stops being funny.
Jan 16, 2011comment
i wanna be sedated
Dec 21, 2010comment
my body hurts. i need to be rubbed.
Dec 13, 2010comment
someone needs to invent a better coffee
Nov 30, 2010comment
Bling Giveaway Game @ facebook. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fubar/138483632849459
Nov 17, 2010comment
I seriously can't wait to eat some bbq.
Nov 10, 2010comment
I want an entourage of groupies.
Nov 5, 2010comment
I'm thirsty
Nov 3, 2010comment
In response to the timeless pirate vs ninja debate. I'm feeling very pirate today. Now get your ass on the plank.
Nov 2, 2010comment
I'm feeling a little bit uninspired today.
Nov 1, 2010comment
running deep in that pillow. *snooze*
Oct 28, 2010comment
Gargling is such a dirty word.
Oct 22, 2010comment
Check out our new promoter contest. Giving away 1000s of credits. I'm also going to sneak in some tshirts and other stuff when it's done. So go check it out.
Oct 14, 2010comment
I play this game while I'm driving where I try to spot all the people picking their noses. This morning I took it up a notch. In traffic I started honking and making faces at them. Pretending to eat boogers. Wow, that is a LOT more entertaining. The raw sh
Oct 12, 2010comment
Is it just me or do the shorter days seem a LOT shorter all of a sudden. I miss summer already.
Oct 6, 2010comment
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