wow... its been so long since I've been on here...I don't remember how to use this site lol

I think I stepped into the twilight zone and tried to be Dr. Philed

HAHAHA...i just got blocked cause a i disagree with a guy on here that tried telling me he is the hottest on here. LMAO

Singing in the shower is awesome....when you remember to keep your mouth away from the water.

just as boring as ever!

If i want your opinion i'll ask for it

Its been a while...but i'm back for a minute

When I smile you should run...I'm probably plotting something =D

Roses are red, violets are blue, all my dirty thoughts involve you =D

You're not insane until you kill your imaginary friends

WARNING: I have been left unsupervised. I take no responsibility for what may happen in the next couple hours =)

Sometimes we fall for the ones who can't catch us...but sometimes you need to hit the ground to find the one who will

What exactly is the purpose of a white crayon?

The evil purple monkeys have stolen my gummy bears!

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. It's like "bitch, what if i was free-styling?"

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

And this is how you remind me...of what i really am

I'm on fucation

I don't care how old you are..the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab your ankles is to use the run and jump method with a karate chop

ever notice when running into a spider web is involved...everybody turns into a ninja????