offical love child of Mike n Scrapper

Loves a hand job with heat rub n chilli sauce .....

Hates getting ants in my ass crack ....

If I move to Texas n start my own poly commune ....who wants in ?

Happy international womans day ....now make me a sandwich please !

i don't want your heart but I mght need one of your kidneys soon

I'm only liking you for fu points so don't get excited!

Bootie Time?...I never saw no bootie ?

I still haven't had sex with anyone off this site....message me if you can help!

back after 10 months...still as dead and inactive as the popes penis in here

Only bomb me if you're not Islamic thank you!

I must be in a good mood..im liking people cyberly

Mumms are like the popes penis..inactive and no substance!

And the fools still rock up and end up like the tool they are...........

i still havnt had sex with anyone off Fubar yet....its been 10 years..ill need viagra soon!

Almost my birthday, just send me nudes and Domino pizza vouchers thanks!

i came and saw and now i must masturbate...back in a couple of days!

Where the fuck did 2015 go?.....

Sorry i dont get on here much (fubar is only on my laptop and i rarely go on it..im an ipad man!)..Hope everyone has a nice Christmas!

How can i Love you when you wont get naked, rub the lotion on and part your legs?