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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Oct 11, 2010comment
It's not about fearing the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Oct 8, 2010comment
priceless
Sep 28, 2010comment
It is SGT Olskool's birthday, and he is feel'n yucky, please send some love his way! :)
Sep 27, 2010comment
Life is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination, Love is a friendship engulfed in flames
Sep 14, 2010comment
Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stand on all four feet?
Sep 10, 2010comment
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Sep 7, 2010comment
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations???
Sep 3, 2010comment
Why does the label on CHILDREN's Tylenol have a WARNING not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
Sep 3, 2010comment
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?
Sep 2, 2010comment
just one drink!!..and i am so totally level'n..woopda woop
Sep 2, 2010comment
POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn sexy! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine
Aug 30, 2010comment
if i had a genie in a bottle my first wish would be to alway have the exact amount of change in my pocket for every purchase made by me in the future!!!
Aug 10, 2010comment
it is Monday Morning and I am SOOOOO ready for a weekend!!!!
Aug 9, 2010comment
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Aug 5, 2010comment
have to make salute..name was to much wrk for all that noise...time for an updated name that fits me better anyhow
Aug 4, 2010comment
thats what i am talkn about my owner is the shit!!!!
Jul 29, 2010comment
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny
Jul 19, 2010comment
Shoutn to my owner.... ur great!!!
Jul 16, 2010comment
The power of imagination..... a great power to have
Jul 14, 2010comment
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