If you believe everything you read, better not read.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow

I'm not lost just undiscovered

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this

I gotta feeling......

Is it just me who thinks England are shit at soccer???

I gotta feeling.......

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe

Sunning myself in Mallorca

Road trip

Having a lost weekend in a hotel in Amsterdam

I need u tonight

I fought the law and the law won

Plan B

I have a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night

I fought the law and the law won

Losing my religion

No woman no cry