My password is stronger than my will to live.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. *walks directly into a dumpster*

My fears ranked: 3) Spiders. 2) Commitment. 1) Getting tricked into marrying a spider.

If your rational-expectationist critique of Keynesianism takes the form of a microfoundational skepticism...you MIGHT be a redneck.

*refills date's wine glass* What do I do? Well, mostly I get into cyber spats with other people online.

[takes solitary stroll through a meadow shimmering with new fallen snow, returns home, opens Reflections journal, writes "Nature is crap."]

A/S/L - Abject Saturday Loneliness

Just saw a baby furiously crying while eating, and I'm jealous because it took me forever to master that.

Bro, do you even destroy your most cherished adult relationships through indifference and self-loathing?

Free college for everyone is pretty unrealistic. But Hillary's plan to mail everyone a big dog shit, that sounds like it could really happen.

Boeses Junges Fleisch

☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ Really Rekt ☑ Politically incorREKT ☑ REKT glasses ☑ Rektum

Happy Birthday to me. I shall celebrate it by doing what I do best...and that is...nothing. :)

"I feel like my old self again. Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate, completely insecure. It's a pleasure."

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual”.

You are now the property of the Annelid syndicate. Break the rules and you will suffer. Obey the rules and you will suffer less.

Rosebud... Yes, rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness, and green Peaness.

I was in a student film once. Well, it wasn't a student film actually. Although it had several women dressed as cheerleaders. I played Professor Spankum.

Hello Annelid, this is your boss. I've just obtained legal permission to hunt men for sport, and I wondered if you'd like to come to my ranch tomorrow. Bring your jogging shoes.

Now, I'm about to take off my shirt. A feeling of mild nausea is normal.