This site was really cool, in the beginning. Now, it's nothing more than a meat market.

If God had meant for me to excercize, He'd have put diamonds on the floor.

Don't use Crisco...remember, it's shortening.

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There is a reason why I don't come to this site anymore....FUCK OFF!

Anything is possible if you have duct tape.

I like my men like I like my coffee: ground up & in the freezer.

Looks like I need to give some of you fu-men a lesson in manners.

The eviqualant of a female "duckface" is a bare-chested male in the bathroom mirror with his camera/phone.

NECROPHILIA: crack open a cold one!

Deja Poo: the feeling I've heard all that shit before.

Has your ass ever been jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

I like my men like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer.

It really SUX...not in the fun way...to be madly in love with someone you can't ever be with.

Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed all over my carpet?

NECROPHILIA: crack open a cold one

I can has new ink!

You're weird. I like you.

Ever thought about just sitting down with your kids, turning off the TV and hitting them?

Morning should be illegal.