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Ok so a lil about S~E~X~Y! First off I am married to the most wonderful man ever. I own and opperate a massage & tanning Salon. I also own a Web radio station, SILK & SATIN RADIO. Find us here on fubar.
ok ok a lil more hey, I like long walks on the beach holdding hands cuddling...(WHAT THE FUCK) OOPS, that is some other poor ass bitches about me, lol. I like to hang with my man at the gun range drink beer in bed while watching porn, I live for anyhting new and challanging, the more risky the better. The only time you will catch me taken a long walk on the beach it will be because I'm headed to the water buck ass naked to go skinny dippin and I'm taken my time so evry one can get a good god damn look, LOL. I am a princess but this princess likes to get dirty and play in the mud!
Did I mention I have a wild & crazy sense of hummor??? If you can't handle it then run and fucking hide cause I am still here guns loaded ready to fire, and I ain't leavin cause this is my page fucker!
p.s. if you want to realy get my attention keep in mind I luv originality and a great sense of hummor if ya don't make me laugh I probly won't remember U well.
Oh and as many of you know I am addicted to ROOT BEER. It makes me crazy!!! I would just like to take a moment to thank all my great freinds who spamed Market Mans pm box with requests till he put it in the gift shop for me. YOU GUYS ROCK.
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Ok so a lil sumthin more about me hey....BAM here is another 100 things. 1. initials: LJB
2. name someone with the same birthday as you: don't know
3. where was your first kiss? God that was so long ago, I think it was in the Bathroom at my elementrey school.
4. for or against same sex marriages? neutral
5. are you homophobic? no
6. are you bisexual? I have experemented.
7. First place you had sex? In a local play ground, i was 14.
8. how many US states have you been to? 27
9. how many of the US states have you lived in? none.
10. have you ever lived outside the US? My hole life.
11. name something you like physically about yourself: my eyes.
12. name something non physical you like about yourself: my sense of humor.
13. where do you want to go to college? Fuck that I am never going back to that hell lol.
14. what is your dream car? My Car.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? umm... I think right here is kinda nice.
16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone? Lmao hell NO you mean like a Boy??? ok ya thats a lie I had more guys in my room then I ever had gurlys.
17. how many concerts have you gone to? to many to count but they all rocked my sox.
18. do you download music? who me never and infringe on copyrighted material hold on I have to download this song ...Oppps i mean run to the bathroom lol.
19. how many illegal things have you done? WTF are you sum kinda cop??? Just in case i am a sweet inocent lil gurl, who happens to know where you family sleeps so back the fuck off.
20. Where would you want to go on a first date? umm... where I went on my last first date it was so romantic.
21. Describe your perfect date: spending time anywhere in my hubbys arms.
22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? yes
23. ever been kissed under fireworks? Yes.
24. do you like president bush? not in this lifetime
25. have you ever bungee jumped? Yup, Fuckin awsume.
26. have you ever white-water rafted? Yes.
27. have you ever crashed a car? ok thats it i want to see your badge your a fuckin cop aren't you. Yes two of them, want a erin sample to lol.
28. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you? Yes fuckin pervs.
29. have you met a real redneck? Yup.
30. are you interested in anyone right now? oh yes
31. what song are you listening to right now? Tweetwer and the Monkey man bye the Head stones.
32. what is your current favorite song? He caslls home by Candle box.
33. what was the last movie you watched? P.O.C.#3
35. where was the last place you went besides your house? The hospital.
36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? Ok I am not saying another fucking word with out my lawyer preasent. and Maybe.
37. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Yes umm... I mean not another word till i see my lawyer.
38. have you ever sang in front of a large number of people? No... wait there is no law against that yes I have but not in a long time.
39. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, they are said to be the windows to ones soul.
40. Who is your hero? Captain Dragon! (see my family list for more info.)
41. what do you usually order from starbucks? Never been CAFFINE YUK!!!
42. what is your biggest mistake? I don't make mistakes lol.
43. have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? no
44. say something totally random about you: I like Ice cream with Salsa on top.
45. do you have an i-pod? Yes and I didn't steal if thats what your thinkin you frickin cop.
46. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Yes, But I don't see it.
47. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? no I hardly ever watch tv just MOVIES.
48. do you have braces? no
49. are you comfortable with your height? I'd like to be a few inches taller
50. what about your weight? yes
51. How much do you weigh? Fuck off!!!
52. do you speak any other languages besides English? a lil spanish and french.
53. have you ever been to a tanning salon? Is this a joke I own a massage and tanning salon.
54. what magazines do you read? aquarium fish magazine
55. are these surveys stupid? they are loong
56. do you have a hidden talent? Yup, I can draw pretty good, and there is that thing I can do with my tounge, oh and I can put my legs...umm wait a minute thats none of your buisness.
57. what was your last dream about? Good question, I dremt about my future.
58. have you ever ridden in a limo? yes
59. has anyone you were really close with passed away? Yes
60. Do you have any sibblings? Yes, three sisters one brother.
61. what's something that really annoys you? Stop lights.
62. what's something you really like? SEX!!!
63. do you like Michael Jackson? no
64. can you dance? yes, but the question should have asked, can you dance well ?
65. have you ever surfed? Yes.
66. do you know how to pump gas? uh, yeah
67. do you drive? yes
68. what's the latest you have ever stayed up? Ok do you understand the term Insomnia cause I got it bad sleep is somthing i do never.
69. have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Yes.
70. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? not recently but I am hopping to be rushed there every moment theese days lol.
71. Have you ever been Married? Yes am Happily so.
72. Have you or do you have children? No but I am almost two weeks past due for my first.
73. do you own any guns? Yes I used to work as a security gaurd and am well trained in the use of fire arms. I mean fuck no officer I am just a innocent lil sweet heart who could never do no wrong.
74.whats your favorite sexual position? OH baby I luv em all, but if I had to choose just one (referr to question 56, or 34 lmao).
75. Sex in the morning, afternoon, or at night? ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
76. Lights on or off? Depends on the Mood, Place, and the partner(s).
77. What is your Favorite color? MAGENTA!!! can't you see it lol.
78. if you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be? I would go back and ... fuck that I wouldn't change a thing infact maybe I will go back and do sum of them all over again especialy that night on the beach in Jamaica oh but thts another story.
79. name one thing you have bought in the past three days? Umm... a stroller, oh my god how sad is that three days and thats all I can think of fuck I need to go out more lol.
80. name one thing you have stolen in your life? I did steal this... wait a fuckin minute, kiss my ass cop I am not falling for that one. ok but for the rest of you but first wait if any of you tell this cop I will hunt you down and do real realy mean things to you. ok I did steal a pair of pants once when I was 15, what they were $110.00 and they looked realy hot on me lol.
81. what is your favorite sex toy? CAPTAIN DRAGON!!
82. what is your favorite fruit? Watermelon.
83. what is your favorite number? #69 lol.
84. do you have a credit card? Yes.
85. what do you ware to bed? Not a damn thing!
86. have you ever skinny dipped? Yes.
87. what is your favorite movie of all time? Pitch dark.
88. what was the last thing you took a picture of? Our cat.
89. what are you waring right now? lmao you realy wanna know, sweats and a hoodie, and slippers. Hey I am two weeks past due, wales are smaller than me, I will take comfort over sexy.
90. Day or night? Night.
91. are you left or right handed? Right.
92. Have you ever met sum one online then met them in real life? Yes a couple times I have made sum real good freinds oline.
93. If you could date any movie star once who would it be? sean connerey.
94. if you could take a limo ride anywhere right now where would you go? Ok first I am grabbin my map then I am popping by each and every one of my freind on ct's houses and we are all headed for the border cause after this I am gunna need to flee the country lol.
95. You have to leave the planet in a hurry and can only take five things what will you take, and why? My hubby cause its a long ways to the next planet. My car like I am leaving it behind for sumone else to steal lol. My lap top hey maybe they will have internet where we are going. My family and freinds, with out them whats the point in leaving. My bull of ice cream and salsa, hey don't get between a preagnent lady and food. Last but certainly not leats and yes I know this is numbetr six but I am not leaving with out a lifetime supply of ROOT BEER!!! Why because I am fucking addicted to it lol. This should not suprise any one, by now you should have known I would bend the rules to suit me lol.
96. Prim and propper or down and dirty? a lill prim & propper but mostly down and dirty I say bring on the naked mud wrestling.
97. ever have a threesum? YES!
98. do you collect anything? Yes: Shoes, flowers, bikinnis, and men lol.
99.when were you born? April 1, 1977 Yes I am a fool.
100. You only have one day to live how would you spend it? For those of you that realy know me I luv questions like this. I am more used to answering for if you have one day to live and get to spend it with me but fuck that today is my turn lol. So here it goes. If today is to be the end of it all, first i will wake up have waffles with peanut butter and loads of syrup, then rush off to the hospital and pop out my daughr, I hope its a daughr lol) in the fastes least painful delivery ever lol cause I am not taken him or her with me. Then rush home make passinote luve to my hubby one last time, yes I doubt I will be in the mood after giving birth but fuck it this is my last day. Then its off to lunch with my lawyer so I can finalize my will, forget it you can't have my shoes lol. (mental note make sure to stipulate the life time supply of ROOT BEER to be barried with me). then its off to go sky diving on last time, want to cum??? CHICKEN lol. as eavening rolls on I will parachutte down on to a secluded beach where my daughter will be sleeping quietly after her long jurney earlyer that day, my hubby will be waiting with a beautiful candle light dinner for two. as we watch the sun set. then make luv again in the water as the moonlight flows over us I will climax so wildly that I will slip from him. Gasp...Gasp... for fuck sakes sum one through me a life perserver can't you see I am drownding, GASP... COUGH... gurgl... GURGL... gursssssssssssss... then I will sink to the bottom and be fish food. Good by crewl world so long my luv, fair well my sweet child and fuck the rest of ya not one of you would save me lol.
Ok I hope that helps every one and if there are any blanks or if I missed sumthing you would like to know feel free to shout at me any time as sum have you know I never ignore my freinds on here.
LMAO ok I promised 100 hundred things about me so does any one else feel gipped that was only 99, did you notice which number was missing? It looks like I owe you one question so question 101. I will leave open to you ta ask me any question you wish and I will answer,with only a few exceptions. plzz do not ask my address, full name or any other such info I luv ya all but if I want you to cum to my house I will let you know personely.
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