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MORE HARDCORE...
created @ 01/18/2007 05:06 am
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AIGHT, JACK BLACK IS HARDCORE. DO YOU THINK YOUR MORE HARDCORE THEN HIM? I THINK NOT, AND HERE'S THE PROOF.

="http://www.cherrytap.com/user/158309">THE DEVILS ADVOCATE.' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-18 04:42:54'..
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> > Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jack Black pajamas.
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> > Simply by pulling on both ends, Jack Black can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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> > Jack Black doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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> > Jack Black can slam a revolving door.
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> > Jack Black is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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> > There is no such thing as global warming. Jack Black was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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> > Jack Black did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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> > Once you go Black, you are physically unable to go back.
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> > Jack Black doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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> > Jack Black can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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> > Some kids play Kick the can. Jack Black played Kick the keg.
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> > Jack Black cannot love, he can only not kill.
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> > Jack Black recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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> > Jack Black wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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> > The Bible was originally titled "Jack Black and Friends"
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> > Jack Black was what Willis was talkin' about.
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> > Jack Black can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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> > Jack Black can judge a book by its cover.
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> > Jack Black invented the internet just so he had a place to store his porn.
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> > Jack Black does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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> > Jack Black smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Jack Black's personal chef.
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> > Jack Black is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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> > When God said, "let there be light", Jack Black said, "say 'please'."
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